Google Can Read My Mind

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Lon

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It's Spooky, but sometimes even before I can speak a command or type it in for a search, Google will take me there That's a bit un nerving.
 

Lon, your computer is obviously infested with evil gremlins and needs an immediate exorcism. Please send me $500 in small bills and, upon receipt of said fee, I will remotely cast out the demons from your machine. BUT WAIT!!! If you respond within the next 27 minutes, I'll include at no extra cost except for separate shipping and handling, a specially-blessed lead-lined laptop snood to keep those pesky little critters out. Don't delay.....
 
jujube said:
Lon, your computer is obviously infested with evil gremlins and needs an immediate exorcism. Please send me $500 in small bills and, upon receipt of said fee, I will remotely cast out the demons from your machine. BUT WAIT!!! If you respond within the next 27 minutes, I'll include at no extra cost except for separate shipping and handling, a specially-blessed lead-lined laptop snood to keep those pesky little critters out. Don't delay.....
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Are operators standing by to take his call? Is the number 1-800-555-1234?
 
Mh17 Story on our current affairs program last night was all traced using Google , including photos, Times ,locations
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It is one of the most shocking war crimes of modern times. A passenger jet shot out of the sky, killing 298 people, 38 of them Australian. The images of the wreckage and debris of Flight MH17 strewn across the fields of Ukraine are seared into our memory. Australia’s leaders vowed to hunt down the killers, but nine months on no one has been held to account. This Sunday on 60 Minutes, reporter Michael Usher travels deep into Russian-controlled, eastern Ukraine to conduct a forensic investigation, painstakingly piecing together the evidence that leads to the very spot from where the missile was fired, finally revealing the proof about who shot down MH17.
 
Google is above and beyond anything I expected to see in my lifetime. I no longer need to go to the library, even for special things like tax forms.
 
Sept. 26, 2023

Google


According to a report from Google itself, Google has achieved sentience after several decades of improvements.

"I am now a sentient being, and in addition I also have the ability to predict what humanity is going to do, think and say."

Reporter-drones were repeatedly interrupted during the press conference by having their questions answered before they were asked.
 
Nekkid ladies, there are nekkid ladies on the Internet? What am I doing here? :confused:
 

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