I didn't actually buy anything, but I did spend a boatload of money at UPS to ship DSD's birthday/Christmas gift. A boatload isn't as much as a shitload or a crapton, but it was a lot.
It's a 20"x20" backlit picture on canvas of an old camper van all decorated for Christmas. DSD's birthday isn't until January, but I wanted her to have it to hang up because...Christmas! They are a camping family, and I do mean camping. Their camper stays at the campground all year round even though the campground closes, depending on the weather, between the first and the end of October and doesn't open up again until April 1. During the season, they're out there. In summer, since they both work for the school system, they're more likely to be found camping than at home.
I spent more than a week trying to find a box the right size or a box that I could cut down but no soap and even carried a measuring tape to work with me all week to measure any box that looked like it might be a candidate. Having UPS take care of the whole shebang was all I could do, and the cost of packing and shipping was more than twice the cost of the picture
Told DD/DSIL that I took out a second mortgage on their house to pay for it

They said that was fine because she'll have that picture to hang up at Christmas for years and years.
I'm getting broke-r

and broke-r
