Oh, God! Why are you reading this?

[fuzzybuddy]

Yeah, I found a blank page that I can fill up with stuff about myself. I got an Elf-on-the-shelf. Apparently this is a spy, who records everything I do to the head office, supposedly Santa??? Maybe the CIA??? This is a Xmas tradition I never knew about. My Elf says he's a boy elf. I guess I'll leave the toilet seat up for him.

 

[Robb.hisself]

Yeah, I found a blank page that I can fill up with stuff about myself. I got an Elf-on-the-shelf. Apparently this is a spy, who records everything I do to the head office, supposedly Santa??? Maybe the CIA??? This is a Xmas tradition I never knew about. My Elf says he's a boy elf. I guess I'll leave the toilet seat up for him.

Frankly, you loose me on this thread. Anyone mind translating what this means?

 

[dilettante]

I think I might prefer an Elf-on-the-shelf to a Gnome-in-the-home.

 

[hearlady]

Frankly, you loose me on this thread. Anyone mind translating what this means?

Don't over think it.

 

[Robb.hisself]

Don't over think it.

Still don't get it. That explanation didn't help. What's to think about? Just gibberish.

 

[hearlady]

Still don't get it. That explanation didn't help. What's to think about? Just gibberish.

Do you know what elf on the shelf is?

 

[Robb.hisself]

Do you know what elf on the shelf is?

no Where do I find the deffinition?

 

[hearlady]

Oh, @Robb.hisself Its a newish tradition for kids. They get the elf and the parents move it around the house every night. The children get up in the morning to see where the elf is. Supposedly, the elf is keeping an eye on little Johnnie for Santa.

 

[hearlady]

Now, why @fuzzybuddy got one? Maybe because he's naughty.

 

[HoneyNut]

Oh, it is good to learn what it is really about, the only reference I'd seen to it before was a very 'naughty' SNL skit, LOL.

 

[dobielvr]

.....

 

[Knight]

. My Elf says he's a boy elf. I guess I'll leave the toilet seat up for him.

You can't leave the toilet seat up. Those elves have very small feet so that standing on the thin rim could be a disaster by your elf falling in. The toilet seat will offer a better way to balance.

By putting the seat up that would make you naughty & then you lose out on presents

 

[Robb.hisself]

Oh, @Robb.hisself Its a newish tradition for kids. They get the elf and the parents move it around the house every night. The children get up in the morning to see where the elf is. Supposedly, the elf is keeping an eye on little Johnnie for Santa.

Thank you. I would have never guessed.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Now, why @fuzzybuddy got one? Maybe because he's naughty.

I never claimed to be good.

 

[birdy]

That elf has a pretty mischievous expression.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Last night, I made up my mind, I have to start a diet to lose 20lbs, to get to my 'ideal' weight. This morning, my stomach said we start tomorrow.

 

[Pepper]

We were talking about Santa and elves. Basically, we were discussing the massive toy operation and how it is run. So it offered me the chance to tell my 5 1/2 year old grandson NO ONE CAN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING.

Really gave him food for thought. I will reveal other astounding revelations when it is age appropriate.

 

[PeppermintPatty]

.....

Ditto!

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Oh, @Robb.hisself Its a newish tradition for kids. They get the elf and the parents move it around the house every night. The children get up in the morning to see where the elf is. Supposedly, the elf is keeping an eye on little Johnnie for Santa.
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Oh, @Robb.hisself Its a newish tradition for kids. They get the elf and the parents move it around the house every night. The children get up in the morning to see where the elf is. Supposedly, the elf is keeping an eye on little Johnnie for Santa.
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Is it Santa's co-worker, or snitch?

 

[Robb.hisself]

we start tomorrow.

Here's laughing at YOU kid!

 

[Robb.hisself]

I will reveal other astounding revelations when it is age appropriate.

Nice of you to care, but just don't spoil the fun of self discovery.

 

[Robb.hisself]

Is it Santa's co-worker, or snitch?

When good is reported is that being a snitch?

 

[papa tiger]

I'm searching for the Groan Button as I type! ..... ..... https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=245e...DOUVEN0M4Nzg1MDZBMTQ1OEM4RTRFQTVGNzI3MA&ntb=1

 

[hearlady]

Is it Santa's co-worker, or snitch?

Co worker of course!

 

[DebraMae]

When good is reported is that being a snitch?

I think the whole idea is kind of creepy. I'm glad we didn't have them when I was young.