More Than $40,000 Worth Of Eggs Have Been Stolen

[Irishdude]

After poaching the eggs from the Cafe, they shelled out some cash for gas to get away, thus making the police look like a yolk. It was over easy and quickly.

Very good

 

[Irishdude]

Be on the lookout for suspiciously large omelets.

 

[Beezer]

When Guinness records the world's biggest Omelette, we should find the culprits!

I beat you to it, @Irishdude

 

[Irishdude]

I beat you to it, @Irishdude

So you did! I had you on ignore....

 

[Beezer]

I had you on ignore....

You aren't the first, and you won't be the last! I'm an acquired taste!

 

[PeppermintPatty]

In a refrigerated 53 foot trailer. If I was going to steal that many skids of eggs, I would steal a reffer unit to keep them in, while selling them off in generic packaging, with out a brand name on the packages. Another method would be to crack the eggs, and package them as liquid eggs, for the food industry, in 5 gallon pails. Impossible to trace egg yolks.

Yes, I think like a crook, that comes from over 20 years of investigating criminals as a P.I. Good and smart thieves plan ahead so they have a way to sell the stuff they steal. JIM.

A 53 foot trailer? Maybe they stole all the eggs AND a trailer. I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that ‘THAT’ many eggs were successfully stolen. Could it have been an insurance scam? Were the eggs stolen in a trailer to begin with? That is more believable.

 

[jujube]

That's pretty eggciting news but I'm going to eggnore any more jokes because it's just eggshausting to keep up with all the eggstra posts. I'm in shell shock, I tell you.

I'll bet those eggs are currently on their way to New Yolk City.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

That's pretty eggciting news but I'm going to eggnore any more jokes because it's just eggshausting to keep up with all the eggstra posts. I'm in shell shock, I tell you.

I'll bet those eggs are currently on their way to New Yolk City.

 

[PeppermintPatty]

I thought maybe someone figured out what happened to all these eggs..

 

[Sunny]

Yes, somehow all the hoo-hah about the price of eggs seems to have died down. This thread prompted a lot of jokes in February of this year, (10 months ago!) and then abruptly ended. Good indication of how reliable the social media news is,

But more believably, there really was a lot of talk about the sudden jump in the price of eggs. I never understood it. On my regular grocery trips, about once every 2 weeks, I never saw any real rise in the price of eggs, although several other items went up a lot. I never understood it. Did the price of eggs rise everywhere in the U.S. but here?

Now I think the whole thing was a hoax.

 

[horseless carriage]

The first reported theft was at a farm in Pennsylvania.
"More than 100,000 eggs were stolen from an organic farm in Pennsylvania.

The police are investigating the massive egg heist. They're interviewing everyone, but so far, no one's cracking under pressure... except maybe the eggs in the evidence locker.