Why not change the message and send him/her on his/her way? Furthermore, it might be wise to ask him/her what his/her preferred pronouns are so that we can stop this highly disrespectful dialogue we are having behind his/her back.
'' Why not change the message and send him/her on his/her way?''
Lol I thought about it as far as sending some new jokes about Miami and rated X stuff but then realized I have just killed him / her because these messenger birds are serious business here and a bird who does their own thing is not to the liking of these dealers .
They would know the bird is hanging out someplace else before reaching their destination .
Think in last 5 years 3 people killed over these birds , they are serious business .
This pigeon lives in its own world , you could say a screw up with unreal luck , reminds me of myself so we bonded .
''A Florida man
is being sought by authorities after the owners of a religious store said he broke in with a bucket on his head and made off with their pricey pigeons.
Mae and Nelson Hernandez, owners of El Viejo Lazaro Botanica in Miami, said the burglary happened right after closing on Friday evening when the man, with a bucket on his head and trash bag around his shoulders, jumped the fence and broke into their store,
WSVN reports. Surveillance video showed the thief making off with a cage filled with pigeons that they said are worth "thousands of dollars."
Florida man with bucket on head breaks into store to steal pigeons, police say