Ralphy is now in The Hot Seat.

*in a hushed voice*

Our team traveled three continents searching for the elusive Ralphius mantieus, common name "Ralphy". Finally, after two years of hardship, we found him.

Here you see an immature Ralphy sticking his head out from beneath a small bridge early in the morning. The Ralphies have been observed drinking vast quantities of distilled berries late at night - this may explain their slow movements in the morning. These are the first photos of the rare Ralphy in its native habitat.

*BAR* sign flashing in background*
 
Ralphy1 said:
OK, I am wading into this swamp. No nail polish, as my hands are just naturally beautiful. No foot fetish either, as who could match mine. No intimate relations with animals but I have known guys who have. In fact, I even knew I guy who had sex with a watermelon; details upon request. Let's see, yes I do roam around and sleep in the raw on warm days and nights, but I have to keep the shades down as I draw such a huge crowd. Oh, don't know if my family gets my humor as I don't. Too old for the kind of trouble that I might like, and I swear at myself if I show any emotion at all. Can I come up for air now?
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Was it good for the watermelon?
 
SifuPhil said:
*in a hushed voice*

Our team traveled three continents searching for the elusive Ralphius mantieus, common name "Ralphy". Finally, after two years of hardship, we found him.

Here you see an immature Ralphy sticking his head out from beneath a small bridge early in the morning. The Ralphies have been observed drinking vast quantities of distilled berries late at night - this may explain their slow movements in the morning. These are the first photos of the rare Ralphy in its native habitat.

*BAR* sign flashing in background*
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O I C...

Here Ralphy..come here boy...

 
Blimey you lot.
I have been out all day, and not long in, so I come to look here to see how our little spring flower Ralphy is doing.
And now I am worried because the thread appears to be full of pervy questions! :playful::eek:
Please remember people.
I don't want to be asked any of that sort when I am in The Hot Seat, which is next.:eek:nthego:
You hear? :cool:

Now then Ralphy.
Do you ever watch pornography?
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boozercruiser said:
Blimey you lot.
I have been out all day, and not long in, so I come to look here to see how our little spring flower Ralphy is doing.
And now I am worried because the thread appears to be full of pervy questions! :playful::eek:
Please remember people.
I don't want to be asked any of that sort when I am in The Hot Seat, which is next.:eek:nthego:
You hear? :cool:

Now then Ralphy.
Do you ever watch pornography?
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Rest up :D
 
Well I hope Ralphy checks back at the pages so he doesn't miss anything.. My question was of extreme importance .:thankyou1:
 
Just to catch you up, I just finished reading Peyton Place over again and watched an uncensored Outlaw. Oh, also I love playing strip poker. Further, I never drink out of the bottle unless in a fix...anybody remember Aqua Velva?
 
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