Ralphy is now in The Hot Seat.

Those who can't keep up with the modern woman, resort to labels to offset their own manly insecurities, right BW? Lolololol. Old boys are soooo cute, bless their little cotton socks.:eek:nthego:
I think it was a term of endearment from him. You know he's probably not used to conversing with women. I think he said he had them flown in from Japan on a jet or something. He's probably only used to hearing " Watashi ni shiharae" . And I still think the rest were duct taped lol
 

Nope, it is pastel manties, white socks and sandals. Senior ladies and even younger ones go crazy with lust as I stroll the boardwalk...
 
It must be the manties then - I'm not sure about the numbers on white vs. black socks, just that black was always the standard.

I guess by breaking the rules you've achieved super-stardom.

For me, just following my own drummer always worked out well with the ladies.

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Silk. And of course, doesn't everybody? I used to sit across from a glass enclosed hutch and could see the reflection of my opponent cards while playing poker, but I was careful not to win all pots, just the big ones...
 
I also cheated at jacks, but I won't tell you how. And, Phil, that getup is so A Clockwork Orange...
 
Being in the over 50 crowd. Do you:

1. Live it up because tomorrow may never come and you want to enjoy what's left
2. Eat sensibly , exercise and try to live healthy as long as possible
3. You sort of bounce back and forth between 1 & 2
 
You have been granted one wish by a genie to be young again for 3 hours and go back in time and see one woman you loved with all your heart for 3 hours only.
What is your choice?
1. Choose not to go back in time to see her
2. Choose to go

If you choose to see her what is the first thing you do?

1. Embrace her with a hug and give her a passionate kiss
2. Say something nasty to her
3. Hold her hand and talk to her for a long time
4. Skip the greeting... bow chicka bow wow
5. Tell her you love her and spend the time talking
6. Tell her you love her and spend the time making love
 
Just drink. And for the women, I had a harem so I would need more time...

If your answer is just drink that makes you number 1 Ralphy.

The word 'harem' is a very misused arabic word among english speakers. It doesn't mean a band of women. It means the women in a man's household. Might be a sister, mother, wife, daughter...the women living in his house...so..

I asked about the one woman you loved with all your heart.
 


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