If you had to change your name, what would your new name be?

[BlunderWoman]

If I had to change my name I would change my name to Myrtle Mornsnorfenberger. I would love to watch peoples faces when they ask me to fill out forms. I would like to answer the phone to sales people and say " Yes, this is Myrtle Mornsnorfenberger." I would like to sit in the doctor's office and watch as they call me in to see the doctor " Myrtle" and I'd say " Which Myrtle?" LOL

 

[Pinky]

"Just Me"

 

[Arachne]

Tapestry Sage

 

[Shalimar]

Lilith.

 

[vickyNightowl]

Hussy

Tsk tsk

I have my maternal grandmothers. Greek name,I would not change it but just for a day of fun.

 

[AprilT]

I like my name, but, I always wanted to swap middle names with my baby sister lol, her's was Isabella. Im also fine with my very popular nickname, B_tc_

 

[SifuPhil]

Either "Bruce Lee" or "Randolph Mankiller Thunderthighs".

They'd both bring a lot of smirks into the world.

 

[oohjarwatsit]

God!

 

[Shalimar]

Hmm. I think Rupert suits you. Rupert Thunderbutt.

 

[SifuPhil]

Hmm. I think Rupert suits you. Rupert Thunderbutt.

Geeze, I could never have lived in Greenwich Village with a name like that!

 

[Shalimar]

Not even with the Village People, Philly?

 

[SifuPhil]

Well, that would be a different story ...

I say, Thunderbutt
There's a place you can go
I say, Thunderbutt
Where your butt will not show ...

*doing little dance step*

 

[SifuPhil]

Oh, hey, that reminds me - Easter is over, I need a new avatar.

Thanks for reminding me.

 

[Shalimar]

And your new avatar is...?

 

[SifuPhil]

Ta-daaa!

 

[Shalimar]

What is the pink stuff behind you Philly?

 

[SifuPhil]

That's just part of the background ...

 

[Shalimar]

Oh, I will, Philly, I will!

 

[SifuPhil]

Oh, I will, Philly, I will!

I knew I could depend on you to flatten my derrière ...

 

[Shalimar]

And your ego, if required! Lol.

 

[SifuPhil]

We superior people don't HAVE egos ...

 

[Gail.S]

I would change my name by using roommates dog's name (Jade) and for the last name, use street (Sliger)address, so Jade Sliger. Sounds like a stripper.

 

[Bonzo]

Ta-daaa!

If I was Hilary swank
id change my name to Gloria swank

 

[Wrigley's]

My name would be Next.