Turtle Porn

[BlunderWoman]

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[Guitarist]

Hah -- he'd have more luck with a peep-toe!

 

[fureverywhere]

Yes I'm shocked and appalled...
and that is hilarious...serious shoe fetish there, but he's just having so much fun!

 

[Guitarist]

So how's this gonna end?

Tortoiseshell pumps?

 

[BlunderWoman]

so how's this gonna end?
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tortoiseshell pumps?

rofl!

 

[Jackie22]

Now that's really x-rated stuff there, BW, as of now you are .

 

[BlunderWoman]

Now that's really x-rated stuff there, BW, as of now you are .

LOL. Yup I'm into porno

 

[Jackie22]

Shame, shame shame and turtle porn at that!

 

[fureverywhere]

Oooh dear Gawwwwd...do you have any idea what happens when you search Reptile Porn images?...No really, don't do it...what a wonder is the internet.

 

[SifuPhil]

Bow-chika-BOW-WOW ...

All that guy needs is a big fuzzy mustache and he could be from the '70's.

 

[SeaBreeze]

Love the little sound he makes.

 

[Guitarist]

The next thing you know, somebody'll be posting terrapin-ups here ...

 

[Underock1]

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I love it! :laugh: Thanks! Just what I needed to lighten my mood before bed.

 

[Redd]

BW, you have topped yourself. One of the funniest things I have seen on the net, and Guitarist, what a great comment

 

[Manatee]

Turtle needs someone with sandals.

 

[Ralphy1]

I'll never use Turtle Wax again...

 

[Shalimar]

Hahahahahahahaha.

 

[ossian]

Good grief! That's what happens when you meet someone online. The turtle probably introduced himself as mature, someone who appears tough on the outside but really has a soft centre. The shoe, well she probably boasted of being soft and pliable, with a largish tongue and enjoys being tied up - if those laces are anything to go by!

 

[Ralphy1]

Lol

 

[BlunderWoman]

I'll never use Turtle Wax again...

LOL. I just drive through the car wash now. I have no idea what's being dumped on my car

 

[Ralphy1]

I know a guy that had sex while going thru a car wash...

 

[BlunderWoman]

I know a guy that had sex while going thru a car wash...

You hear a lot of confessions don't you Father Ralphy ?

 

[Falcon]

What!? No post-copulation cigarette?

 

[Shalimar]

Ralphy, do all your friends play handball off the curb?

 

[Ralphy1]

You got to get your kicks some how. Now, I also know a guy hat had sex in an elevator...