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That's okay - the recent rise in tennis-ball-retention deaths is a troubling thing. Epidemic, in fact.

They start off easy - a Frisbee, a ping-pong ball - but then they don't get that same "rush", so they start in on the hard stuff - tennis balls. Soon they're mainlining several times a day.

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Their bodies are now littering every major urban center in the U.S., and Obama has called for immediate action.

I only hope and pray it isn't too late ...
 

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