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[Falcon]

Dog starves to death. Wouldn't drop the tennis ball.

 

[Falcon]

Oops ! Shoulda put this in the Humor category. Hey, I'm new here. What do I know?

 

[CeeCee]

Oh oh...you're in trouble now.....

 

[SifuPhil]

That's okay - the recent rise in tennis-ball-retention deaths is a troubling thing. Epidemic, in fact.

They start off easy - a Frisbee, a ping-pong ball - but then they don't get that same "rush", so they start in on the hard stuff - tennis balls. Soon they're mainlining several times a day.



Their bodies are now littering every major urban center in the U.S., and Obama has called for immediate action.

I only hope and pray it isn't too late ...

 

[Davey Jones]

oops ! Shoulda put this in the humor category. Hey, i'm new here. What do i know?

go to your room !!

 

[Diwundrin]

Who cares? A laugh's welcome wherever it's found, and got one from that.

 

[Katybug]

Who cares? A laugh's welcome wherever it's found, and got one from that.

So true, Di!

 

[SifuPhil]

Who cares? A laugh's welcome wherever it's found, and got one from that.

Then why did they kick me out of the funeral parlor?

 

[Vivjen]

Because you were there too soon....

 

[SifuPhil]

Because you were there too soon....

I'm not so sure of that - there was some pretty stiff competition at the time ...

 

[dbeyat45]

This one didn't starve ...

 

[Vivjen]

I want a 'like' button....

 

[SifuPhil]

I want a 'like' button....

Bottom corner of each post has a little black star for adding "Reputation" to the post ...

 

[Anne]

Then why did they kick me out of the funeral parlor?

Because you were still standing....one way to save on funeral expenses.

 

[SifuPhil]

Because you were still standing....one way to save on funeral expenses.

Ah, okay - I thought it was because I was practicing my ventriloquism act ...

 

[Anne]

Ah, okay - I thought it was because I was practicing my ventriloquism act ...

That wouldn't go over so good in a funeral parlor, methinks.