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IKE

IKE

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Oklahoma....U.S.A.
A man was in the supermarket and an attractive young woman walks up to him and says, "hello".

Try as he might he can't recall where he knows the young lady from and asks, "I'm sorry, do we know each other ?"

She replies, "why yes, you are the father of one of my children."

Taken aback his mind is traveling back in time and he asks, "are the you stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table while your girlfriend spanked my butt with wet celery ?"

Now wide eyed and embarrassed she replies, "heavens no, I'm your sons teacher and we met at the PTA meeting last month".
 
IKE said:
A man was in the supermarket and an attractive young woman walks up to him and says, "hello".

Try as he might he can't recall where he knows the young lady from and asks, "I'm sorry, do we know each other ?"

She replies, "why yes, you are the father of one of my children."

Taken aback his mind is traveling back in time and he asks, "are the you stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table while your girlfriend spanked my butt with wet celery ?"

Now wide eyed and embarrassed she replies, "heavens no, I'm your sons teacher and we met at the PTA meeting last month".
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Hahahahahaha.
 
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