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An[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]East Indian fellow[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]has[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]moved in next door.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]He[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]has[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]traveled the world,[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]has[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]swum with sharks,[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]has[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]no[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]surprise to learn his[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]name was[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]Bindair Dundat.
 
Pappy said:
AnEast Indian fellowhasmoved in next door.Hehastraveled the world,hasswum with sharks,haswrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came asnosurprise to learn hisname wasBindair Dundat.
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Pappy.

BeenThere DoneThat.

That's a good one!

Keep up the good works!

Keep on ah posting!
 
I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. “Airfare to Denver is $300,” the cheery salesperson replied.

“And what about Salt Lake City?”

“We have a really great rate to Salt Lake—$99,” she said “but there is a stopover.”

“Where?”

“In Denver,” she said.
 
OldBiker said:
I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. “Airfare to Denver is $300,” the cheery salesperson replied.

“And what about Salt Lake City?”

“We have a really great rate to Salt Lake—$99,” she said “but there is a stopover.”

“Where?”

“In Denver,” she said.
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OldBiker said:
I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. “Airfare to Denver is $300,” the cheery salesperson replied.

“And what about Salt Lake City?”

“We have a really great rate to Salt Lake—$99,” she said “but there is a stopover.”

“Where?”

“In Denver,” she said.
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The front of the plane gets to Denver first..
 

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