...said no one ever

Sure, I'm happy to share my dessert with you even though you kept saying "No, thank you" when the waiter asked if we'd like something else --- just as I shared my fries when you virtuously chose a salad as your side dish.

Yeah, but calories don't count when somebody else ordered them. Just like that old belief that you can get away with eating absolutely anything as long as you eat it standing up.

OK, back to the game:

"No, to be perfectly honest, I am not the slightest bit interested in seeing all your pictures of your niece's wedding."
 


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