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    I wish I had one more hour in each day, so I could:

    Play more catch with my 5 year old great-granddaughter. “Get ready Opa! Here comes a fastball!”
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    The General Humor Thread

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    Astronauts return to Earth

    There’s apparently some disagreement as to where the astronauts’ capsule splashed down. I watched the NASA broadcast of the return to earth, live, commercial free on C-SPAN and the woman describing the capsule’s descent repeatedly said it will splash down at 6:01 PM EST off the coast of...
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    Age 90 Is the Kiss of Death!

    A retired physician occasionally stops in at our town’s senior citizens center for a free morning coffee, donut and some good conversation. He’s usually on his way to his country club to play golf and doesn’t stay for very long. One day an old timer complained about a sore throat and asked the...
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    Kissing could lead to dementia

    Kissing the boss’s butt eliminates all self respect.
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    There is a new manager at my workplace

    The “Peter Principle” states: “In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence”
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    What healthy food staples do you use?

    I’m angry at the cost of fresh farm eggs so I switched over to powered. IMO there’s no taste difference. If they’re good enough for the troops they are good enough for me, plus there’s no more egg shells in my pound cake.
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    Successful launch of rocket to rescue stranded astronauts on space station

    Once back on earth, those astronauts could probably use a long trip away from home.
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    Police reveal the secret code children are using online

    About once a month detectives from the local police department will visit the town’s senior citizens center and give interesting lectures on important topics and last summer’s talk about the Internet and texting codes used by teens - and by predators posing as teens - definitely caught...
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    JFK Assassination Files to be Released, Today

    I’m hoping that the files may prove or disprove Arlen Spector’s single bullet theory published in the Warren Commission.
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    Lets see some funny cartoons

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    I'm so old that:

    I’m so old my gums are older than my teeth.
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    March Madness is Here Again!

    I printed out the women’s bracket and made my picks. I follow the women because my daughter and two granddaughters played college basketball, one granddaughter professionally in Europe. My son coached high school girls basketball and a couple of his players were on Division I teams. Huge Notre...
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