2014 Year of the Horse...........Chinese Zodiac

Mum and I, in a rare moment of mutual purpose, worked out our signs many years ago. She thought it was the funniest thing ever that I was a Rooster. "That's you all right!" She laughed 'n laughed.
Then she found out she was a Snake and suddenly the whole thing was utter rubbish and it had her all wrong. .... and I laughed 'n laughed.


Every one of those character assessments is totally shameless in hedging it's bets. Each has diametrical opposite traits listed to cover all the bases. I cry crap!

Oh, everybody else already did? siiiiigh.


 
Diwundrin said:
Every one of those character assessments is totally shameless in hedging it's bets. Each has diametrical opposite traits listed to cover all the bases. I cry crap!

Oh, everybody else already did? siiiiigh.


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Chinese Rooster (sorry, don't know your birthdate) -

You can sometimes be too blunt with others as you like to speak your mind, but most of your friends will accept this side of your
nature as you are generally good company. Because you are a bit of a loner you are probably best working for yourself. However, you must be careful not to take on too much as you find failure
hard to deal with.
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Sounds like the Di I know on SeniorForums.com ... :rolleyes:
 
This bit doesn't! I'm nocturnal, get up last and run late for everything. One of my bosses referred to me as "the late 'Di' ****"
The rooster is almost the epitome of fidelity and punctuality. For ancestors who had no alarm clocks, the rooster's crowing was significant, as it could awaken people to get up and start to work.
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This is me.....
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Oh, a pit pony. That make sense now.

:lofl:

Sorry, I cant take any astrology seriously.
Is there even a constellation of the horse ?
The nearest one I can think of is the Centaur.

PS No offense Di.
I consider long skinny legs to be a deformity.
 
Warrigal said:
Is there even a constellation of the horse ?
The nearest one I can think of is the Centaur.
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Pegasus and Equuleus are two that come to mind ...


I consider long skinny legs to be a deformity.
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Thank Heaven for deformed girls
For deformed girls have long and skinny legs

Thank Heaven for deformed girls
Because one day I'd like to fertilize their eggs ...

(apologies to Maurice Chevalier)
 
And I am a sheep.. married to a horse.. hehe !
85% (Wonderful Pair)
You are able to draw upon and benefit from each other to build up a happy family. Although you have different talents, you share common concepts and goals. The male horse is positive, optimistic, strong-willed and energetic, while the female sheep is sweet, kind and dependent. The male horse's efforts provides a stable economic base for the family. The female sheep spares no pain to ensure that her husband is as enjoyable as possible in every possible way.
People born in the year of the sheep are meek and contented by nature, with an iron hand in a velvet glove. They are always considerate and reliable and may handle everything properly. However, they are a little bit moody, pessimistic and sentimental.

Well not sure I agree with all this .. my married life has been any thing but rosey.. and I sure don`t ensure my husband is as enjoyable as possible hehe !! if any thing we just get on.. well he would have to get on with me as I am easy to get along with .. he is not so easy to get along with LOL.. ok enough of my going on .. but still its bit of fun thanks for sharing..
 
Diwundrin said:
Mum and I, in a rare moment of mutual purpose, worked out our signs many years ago. She thought it was the funniest thing ever that I was a Rooster. "That's you all right!" She laughed 'n laughed.
Then she found out she was a Snake and suddenly the whole thing was utter rubbish and it had her all wrong. .... and I laughed 'n laughed.


Every one of those character assessments is totally shameless in hedging it's bets. Each has diametrical opposite traits listed to cover all the bases. I cry crap!

Oh, everybody else already did? siiiiigh.


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Oh yes, you can read any of the descriptions and think "Hey that's me all right, oh was I reading the wrong one" .devil.gif
 
I remember James Randi doing an experiment with college students. He gave each of them a sealed envelope that he said contained a description of their personality, based on their DOB which was in the college records. After each read the description he asked them to raise a hand if the description was accurate. Almost everyone did so. Then he had them swap descriptions and it was then that they discovered that the blurb was exactly the same in every envelope. And totally meaningless.
 
Warrigal said:
Those are no good to me down here. Can't see either of them.
We can see the Dog Star though (Sirius) and Canopus.
They're very bright... like me.

:smug:
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Pegasus should be visible in the Southern Hemisphere in the Spring ...and how about Sagittarius? That should be visible to you in the Winter.
 
Warrigal said:
I remember James Randi doing an experiment with college students. He gave each of them a sealed envelope that he said contained a description of their personality, based on their DOB which was in the college records. After each read the description he asked them to raise a hand if the description was accurate. Almost everyone did so. Then he had them swap descriptions and it was then that they discovered that the blurb was exactly the same in every envelope. And totally meaningless.
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I like that!
 
Warrigal said:
I remember James Randi doing an experiment with college students. He gave each of them a sealed envelope that he said contained a description of their personality, based on their DOB which was in the college records. After each read the description he asked them to raise a hand if the description was accurate. Almost everyone did so. Then he had them swap descriptions and it was then that they discovered that the blurb was exactly the same in every envelope. And totally meaningless.
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Beautiful.
 

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