900 million !

After I read this I just had to play the Lottery.


A guy named Joe finds himself
in dire trouble. His business
has gone bust and he's in serious
financial trouble. He's so desperate
he decides to ask God for help.
He begins to pray... "God, please help me.
I've lost my business and if I don't get
some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lottery." Lottery
night comes and somebody else wins it.
Joe again prays... "God, please let me
win the lottery! I've lost my business,
my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and Joe still has no luck.
Once again, he prays...
"My God, why have you forsaken me??
I've lost my business, my house, and my car.
My wife and children are starving.
I don't often ask you for help and I
have always been a good servant to you.
PLEASE just let me win the lottery this
one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light
as the heavens open and Joe is confronted
by the voice of God Himself: "Joe, meet Me halfway
on this.

"Buy a ticket." :D
 

^ LOL! For some reason, I thought tonight was the night to buy a ticket and said well there's another time I'll miss out, but then I remembered my doctor's appointment is on a Wednesday and by golly, I do believe I have another chance to get in the game if I so choose to. :D
 
SifuPhil said:
I didn't know Canadians had churches - I thought you folks just gathered in a field and howled at the moon.
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If you had traveled to Canada,you would know there are anouncers at each border crossing.'Welcome folks,what's your pleasure? Mosques? Temples? Catholic churches? Christian churches? Devil worshiping? We have it all!'. Lol the howling is just a small group of us but we are being heard I see. :)
 
vickyNightowl said:
If you had traveled to Canada,you would know there are anouncers at each border crossing.'Welcome folks,what's your pleasure? Mosques? Temples? Catholic churches? Christian churches? Devil worshiping? We have it all!'. Lol the howling is just a small group of us but we are being heard I see. :)
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Unfortunately, the last time I visited Canada was as a child, at Niagara Falls, and my folks tried to get me to ride the Barrel Ride. :(
 
SifuPhil said:
I'll be darned!

I remember, as only a kid will, that I was more impressed with the Ripley's Museum than the Falls themselves. :rolleyes:
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They had that whirlpool thing on the Canadian side.. remember? You rode in a gondola car on a cable over the darn thing? Scared the bejebus out of me.. That was scary.

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QuickSilver said:
They had that whirlpool thing on the Canadian side.. remember? You rode in a gondola car on a cable over the darn thing? Scared the bejebus out of me.. That was scary.

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Oh, geeze, yeah - no way I was getting on that. I was much happier looking at the three-headed horses in Ripley's place. ;)
 
Linda said:
I think the winner is in Chino Hills CA. I know my 3 tickets didn't have any of the winning numbers. Maybe there will be other winners in other states too.
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Lottery officials in California said winning tickets were sold in that state, Tennessee and Florida.
 
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