A "must read" but remember, whoever wrote it is not perfect, but if the shoe fits..

[SifuPhil]

Shirley, just get on with capering around and less cheek, otherwise you will be popped into the oubliette.

Ooh - the last time I was popped in the oubliette I had to spend 5 hours in the doctor's waiting room, and I haven't walked the same since!

 

[oakapple]

Ooh - the last time I was popped in the oubliette I had to spend 5 hours in the doctor's waiting room, and I haven't walked the same since!

Well, if you will insist on walking around in your motley, what do you expect?

 

[SifuPhil]

Well, if you will insist on walking around in your motley, what do you expect?

Actually there's a whole group of us that walk around that way.

We call ourselves the motley crew.

 

[oakapple]

Actually there's a whole group of us that walk around that way.

We call ourselves the motley crew.

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great name for a band, as there are a group of you, and may I say how very fetching you look, you should dress like that daily!

 

[oakapple]

Though perhaps not for the supermarket Phil.nthego:

 

[SifuPhil]

Though perhaps not for the supermarket Phil.nthego:

I agree 100%. I save my LED-lit Speedos for there ...