And then, the fight started

It's raining, thunder & lightning, so I bring our dog in.

My wife (ex): "Hey, I don't want him sleeping in the house."

Me: "The storm is bad; he can't stay outside all night."

Wife: "What about the fur everywhere?"

Me: "I'll vacuum in the morning."

Wife: "What about the fleas?"

Me: "They'll get used to you just like I did."
 
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