And then, the fight started

Even worse... It wasn't their anniversary. :sentimental:
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.


Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.


The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man


"Holy Crap. That must be my husband!"


So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked jumped out of the window.


He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and into his
car as fast as he could go.


A few mintues later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed
at the woman,
"I AM your husband!"


The woman yelled back,


"Yeah, then why were you running?"


And that's when the fighting started
 
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks
for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.




The congregation including his wife had to mob
him to get him down
from the pulpit and
they asked him what happened.




The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt
so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday,
he put his wife's' teeth in by mistake and
he couldn't shut up.
And that my friend








Was when the fight started !
 
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