Another NZ article about drugs

[Diwundrin]

I'm going to display my ignorance of the political process here, but when they say "hung Parliament" do they mean ...

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That's a good representation of most of 'em.

This is the 'one who would be next PM' in the red budgie smuggler. Draw your own conclusions.

 

[SeaBreeze]

That's a good representation of most of 'em.

This is the 'one who would be next PM' in the red budgie smuggler. Draw your own conclusions.

Budgie, lol! layful:

 

[SifuPhil]

Budgie, lol! layful:

I know, right? Another coffee-spitting episode! I have to stop drinking coffee when I'm on this forum ...

Thanks to Di I have a new word in my arsenal. :love-struck:

 

[Diwundrin]

Budgie smuggler is an old term for Speedos here, a brilliantly clever one too, that's exactly what most of them look like tucked away in the lycra. A dead budgie in a bag.

 

[SifuPhil]

I'm just spinning all the possible derivatives in my head now ...

• Finch Pincher
• Parrot Pouch
• Hawk Holder
• Dragon Bag

:sentimental:

 

[Diwundrin]

I think 'dragon bag' might be over-reaching a little. But who are we to judge?

(No! Definitely no proof required, thanks anyway.)

 

[That Guy]

Speedos are great for swimming laps. Walkin' around in 'em . . . NOT.

 

[SifuPhil]

I think 'dragon bag' might be over-reaching a little. But who are we to judge?

(No! Definitely no proof required, thanks anyway.)

How about a "Dingo Sling"?

 

[Diwundrin]

Mmmmm, maybe. There was a rather crass saying the oldies would sometimes use when fronting the bar, "gimme a beer, I'm drier than dead Dingo's donger" so if you feel it appropriate then by all means.....

 

[Warrigal]

Di, I think you are corrupting Phil.
Shame on you.
:badgirl:

 

[Diwundrin]

Yes, sorry about that Poll, no point leading him astray, I think he's already been there.

 

[SifuPhil]

Yes, sorry about that Poll, no point leading him astray, I think he's already been there.

Been there several times, got not only the T-shirt but the whole bloody garment factory.

... but thanks for the encouragement.

• Packy-Sack
• Polish Pud Purse
• Ouch Pouch
• Truffle Duffle
• Pickle Packer

(we do this sort of thing all through the movie ...)

 

[Diwundrin]

You're getting good at that, I'd add 'Tackle Sack' but I'd get into trouble from Miss Warri so better not say it.


I'll just go and try to figure how this evolved from a story on 'plastic' weed in NZ.