Answer a Question with a Question...

[Kaila]

Mind if I second that motion?

 

[Tish]

Can I third it?

 

[Kaila]

Are motions fourthable?

 

[Tish]

I have no idea, does anyone know?

 

[Patch]

Are you aware I know "pie are squared"?

 

[Lavinia]

Are you aware that ancient man knew it too?

 

[Kaila]

After our Senior years, would we be called Ancient?

 

[Tish]

What happened to Vintage?

 

[Kaila]

Or possibly could antique might be considered for some of us?

 

[Lavinia]

When does a piece of old junk become an antique?

 

[Tish]

What piece of junk?

 

[Patch]

Might you be referring to a 1958 Ford we once owned??

 

[Kaila]

Do Vintage people collect antiques?

 

[Paco Dennis]

When people's hair turns grey do they color it?

 

[Lavinia]

Does everyone's hair turn grey?

 

[Tish]

Are you asking me?

 

[Kaila]

Don't some people have their hair turn white, moreso than grey?

 

[Patch]

Would you like to see a photo of me and it prove there IS such a thing as white hair???

 

[Kaila]

How about the hair color, that is called salt and pepper?

 

[Patch]

If you stand out in the rain with "salt and pepper" hair and the raindrops run down your face into your mouth... will they taste salty or peppery?

 

[Kaila]

Would you (or some other SF member reading?)
be willing to try that for us, for research purposes, and then, to submit a report on it, at a later date?

 

[Patch]

How would we know the test subject had not been sweating and the salty perspiration taint the test results?

 

[Kaila]

Don't we always recruit the finest caliber of research testers, hereabouts, who would be certain to eliminate all mitigating variables?

 

[Patch]

We have a biosafety level 4 laboratory in our community, so would you prefer the test be done in that sterile of an environment?

 

[Kaila]

Wouldn't that put our research planning above our budget restraints?