Awkward Christmas Photos

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Alright who goosed Grandma???
 
I have one somewhere of the four of us girls, ages 2-12, standing in the doorway on Christmas morning. Hair is standing on end, front teeth are missing, we're clad in mis-matched pj's, and everyone's mouth is hanging open. We always refer to it as "Christmas Morning at the Home for Regrettably Sub-Normal Children".
 
I had one where I was down on one knee in front of the tree, holding a toy car I had gotten, and for whatever reason - maybe Mom was a sadist - I was dressed in a red plaid button-down vest and a green bow tie.

And pajama bottoms.

Even Santa would have smacked me for that ensemble.
 
My dad was the WORST for lurking around with his camera and taking awkward pictures on Christmas, like with us still in jammies and hair all over the place. He was a camera nut and was always popping up with that camera. The worst part was -- he would actually SHOW the pictures to people!
 
Something I never understood was forcing the kids to sit on Santa's lap. There are pictures of me as a kid on Santa's lap. Not impressed...the presents are in my Mom's closet and you smell like a frickin' cigarette pack. Why are they taking this picture??? Some kids are plumb terrified and they still take their picture.
 
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