Things in a Plumbers' Toolbox
1. PTFE tape
2. "Snake"
3. Hack Saw
4. Pipe Wrench
5. Shovel (a BIG toolbox)
6. Tape Measure
7. Hose clamps
8. Flashlight
9. Toilet parts
10. Screwdriver
11. WD-40
12. Tap washers
13. A hammer - for when all else fails!
Things you put in a microwave:
1. Coffee that needs reheating
2.