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Foods that get tossed from your fridge because they're no longer good

1. Lettuce that's gotten slimy
2. Milk
3. Mouldy cheese..
4.Left overs sometimes
5. A garlic bulb that's been sitting there too long
6. Dried up processed meat
7. 1/2 tomato
8. Fluffy mushrooms
9. Shriveled up apples
10. Strawberries
11. Celery
12.
 

Foods that get tossed from your fridge because they're no longer good

1. Lettuce that's gotten slimy
2. Milk
3. Mouldy cheese..
4.Left overs sometimes
5. A garlic bulb that's been sitting there too long
6. Dried up processed meat
7. 1/2 tomato
8. Fluffy mushrooms
9. Shriveled up apples
10. Strawberries
11. Celery
12. 1/2 a black banana
13.
 
Holly, there's an old song called Chiquita Banana that says:

But bananas like the climate of the very, very tropical equator
So you should never put bananas in the refrigerator! 😁

Foods that get tossed from your fridge because they're no longer good

1. Lettuce that's gotten slimy
2. Milk
3. Mouldy cheese..
4.Left overs sometimes
5. A garlic bulb that's been sitting there too long
6. Dried up processed meat
7. 1/2 tomato
8. Fluffy mushrooms
9. Shriveled up apples
10. Strawberries
11. Celery
12. 1/2 a black banana
13. Cabbage
 

How to deal with annoying phone calls, trying to sell you something or scam you out of something:

1. Just keep repeating, "What?"
2. Don't answer a call unless you recognize the number.
3.
 
How to deal with annoying phone calls, trying to sell you something or scam you out of something:

1. Just keep repeating, "What?"
2. Don't answer a call unless you recognize the number.
3. ask them if they'd like to buy a Time-share
4.
 
How to deal with annoying phone calls, trying to sell you something or scam you out of something:

1. Just keep repeating, "What?"
2. Don't answer a call unless you recognize the number.
3. ask them if they'd like to buy a Time-share
4. Pretend you can't speak English
5.
 
How to deal with annoying phone calls, trying to sell you something or scam you out of something:

1. Just keep repeating, "What?"
2. Don't answer a call unless you recognize the number.
3. ask them if they'd like to buy a Time-share
4. Pretend you can't speak English
5. Tell your grandchild that Santa is on the phone and put them on.
6.
 
How to deal with annoying phone calls, trying to sell you something or scam you out of something:

1. Just keep repeating, "What?"
2. Don't answer a call unless you recognize the number.
3. ask them if they'd like to buy a Time-share
4. Pretend you can't speak English
5. Tell your grandchild that Santa is on the phone and put them on.
6. "My car warranty is about to expire? But I don't own a car!"
7.
 
How to deal with annoying phone calls, trying to sell you something or scam you out of something:

1. Just keep repeating, "What?"
2. Don't answer a call unless you recognize the number.
3. ask them if they'd like to buy a Time-share
4. Pretend you can't speak English
5. Tell your grandchild that Santa is on the phone and put them on.
6. "My car warranty is about to expire? But I don't own a car!"
7. Keep repeating back to them everything they say
8.
 
How to deal with annoying phone calls, trying to sell you something or scam you out of something:

1. Just keep repeating, "What?"
2. Don't answer a call unless you recognize the number.
3. ask them if they'd like to buy a Time-share
4. Pretend you can't speak English
5. Tell your grandchild that Santa is on the phone and put them on.
6. "My car warranty is about to expire? But I don't own a car!"
7. Keep repeating back to them everything they say
8. Have a whistle nearby and blow on it into the phone.
9.
 
How to deal with annoying phone calls, trying to sell you something or scam you out of something:

1. Just keep repeating, "What?"
2. Don't answer a call unless you recognize the number.
3. ask them if they'd like to buy a Time-share
4. Pretend you can't speak English
5. Tell your grandchild that Santa is on the phone and put them on.
6. "My car warranty is about to expire? But I don't own a car!"
7. Keep repeating back to them everything they say
8. Have a whistle nearby and blow on it into the phone.
9. Pretend you're too dim-witted to understand what they are talking about, and keep "misunderstanding"
10.
 
How to deal with annoying phone calls, trying to sell you something or scam you out of something:

1. Just keep repeating, "What?"
2. Don't answer a call unless you recognize the number.
3. ask them if they'd like to buy a Time-share
4. Pretend you can't speak English
5. Tell your grandchild that Santa is on the phone and put them on.
6. "My car warranty is about to expire? But I don't own a car!"
7. Keep repeating back to them everything they say
8. Have a whistle nearby and blow on it into the phone.
9. Pretend you're too dim-witted to understand what they are talking about, and keep "misunderstanding"
10. I hang up
11.
 
How to deal with annoying phone calls, trying to sell you something or scam you out of something:

1. Just keep repeating, "What?"
2. Don't answer a call unless you recognize the number.
3. ask them if they'd like to buy a Time-share
4. Pretend you can't speak English
5. Tell your grandchild that Santa is on the phone and put them on.
6. "My car warranty is about to expire? But I don't own a car!"
7. Keep repeating back to them everything they say
8. Have a whistle nearby and blow on it into the phone.
9. Pretend you're too dim-witted to understand what they are talking about, and keep "misunderstanding"
10. I hang up
11. I've scolded some and told them to get a real job - the kind they'd be proud to tell their mothers about.
12.
 
How to deal with annoying phone calls, trying to sell you something or scam you out of something:

1. Just keep repeating, "What?"
2. Don't answer a call unless you recognize the number.
3. ask them if they'd like to buy a Time-share
4. Pretend you can't speak English
5. Tell your grandchild that Santa is on the phone and put them on.
6. "My car warranty is about to expire? But I don't own a car!"
7. Keep repeating back to them everything they say
8. Have a whistle nearby and blow on it into the phone.
9. Pretend you're too dim-witted to understand what they are talking about, and keep "misunderstanding"
10. I hang up
11. I've scolded some and told them to get a real job - the kind they'd be proud to tell their mothers about.
12. Waste their time the same as they're wasting yours. Keep the conversation going as long as you can, make them think you're biting, give them fake credit card numbers, etc., and then just say, "Not interested" and hang up.
13.
 
How to deal with annoying phone calls, trying to sell you something or scam you out of something:

1. Just keep repeating, "What?"
2. Don't answer a call unless you recognize the number.
3. ask them if they'd like to buy a Time-share
4. Pretend you can't speak English
5. Tell your grandchild that Santa is on the phone and put them on.
6. "My car warranty is about to expire? But I don't own a car!"
7. Keep repeating back to them everything they say
8. Have a whistle nearby and blow on it into the phone.
9. Pretend you're too dim-witted to understand what they are talking about, and keep "misunderstanding"
10. I hang up
11. I've scolded some and told them to get a real job - the kind they'd be proud to tell their mothers about.
12. Waste their time the same as they're wasting yours. Keep the conversation going as long as you can, make them think you're biting, give them fake credit card numbers, etc., and then just say, "Not interested" and hang up.
13. Whatever they're selling, that's the business you're in...

When you run out of this, you can no longer delay shopping:

1. Toilet paper
2.
 
When you run out of this, you can no longer delay shopping:

1. Toilet paper
2. Fruits and vegetables
3. Toothpaste
4. Milk
5. Coffee
6. Bin Liners
7. Pet treats
8. Bread
9.
 
When you run out of this, you can no longer delay shopping:

1. Toilet paper
2. Fruits and vegetables
3. Toothpaste
4. Milk
5. Coffee
6. Bin Liners
7. Pet treats
8. Bread
9. Tea
10.
 

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