Banana split.

IKE

IKE

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Oklahoma....U.S.A.
A little old man slowly walked into a ice cream parlor and while grimacing he very gently eased himself onto a stool and ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked, "crushed nuts ?"

He replies, "no, hemorrhoids".
 
In the spirit of that zinger:
A penguin's car broke down while driving near a small desert town. The local mechanic said that he would find him when he figured out what happened, then directed him to the ice cream store. (hey, it's a penguin, it's the desert, go figure).
The mechanic finally showed up and said "Blew a seal". The penguin wiped at his mouth and replied "nope, it's vanilla ice cream"
 
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