Behave?? Not totally at least;)

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Denise1952

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Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned " seventy-ish").
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'
'No,' I said...
He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a POOP?'
 
So ok, I've got the food, jack daniels, and a nude beach where bikinis are optional!! Did I mention most of the folks are visually impaired as well?? Let's rock!!
 
A lot to be said for leaving out all the "senses" when searching for a mate, otherwise, you narrow your choices to a blow up doll.
 
I'm laughin hard here;) Ok, but determined to keep up;) The negatives on choosing a blow up doll:

Rubber can make you sweat, I mean inappropriate, uncomfortable sweating. Who wants to have to blow her/him back up, it could be at a most inopportune moment. You can't French kiss, unless these things have been up-graded with mouths with innies.
 
nwlady said:
I'm laughin hard here;) Ok, but determined to keep up;) The negatives on choosing a blow up doll:

Rubber can make you sweat, I mean inappropriate, uncomfortable sweating. Who wants to have to blow her/him back up, it could be at a most inopportune moment. You can't French kiss, unless these things have been up-graded with mouths with innies.
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Well, here's one of the latest models (from Japan, of course) ...

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The smoothness of her movement has also been improved, making it now even more likely for the uninitiated to confuse her with an actual human being. You’ll be amazed to know that it is found that people forget she is an android while interacting with her. Consciously, it is easy to see that she is an android, but unconsciously, people react to the android as if she were a woman. Now then, if you are enticed by this fembot, it can be yours for a hefty sum of $3,500 for 5 days.
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Now, she isn't a love doll - she's meant to be a guide at conventions and such - but she talks, moves her fingers, blinks her eyes ... it's a long way from Vinyl Vickie!
 
Boy, those were the days, having chapped lips the next day after a night at the "passion pit" "not" watching the drive-in movie, LOL:) I gotta go buddy, time to hit the rack and read my book on "how to communicate with savage beasts" LOL!! hugs, denise
 
nwlady said:
Boy, those were the days, having chapped lips the next day after a night at the "passion pit" "not" watching the drive-in movie, LOL:) I gotta go buddy, time to hit the rack and read my book on "how to communicate with savage beasts" LOL!! hugs, denise
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Have a good one - have nice dreams of inflatable giant men with tiny heads.
 
nwlady said:
Will I Live to see 80?


Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned " seventy-ish").
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'
'No,' I said...
He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a POOP?'
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I also saw a new primary care doctor..He gave me only 6 Months to live!! When I did not pay the bill, he gave me 6 more Months!! bananapowerslide.gif
 
Speaking of Love Dolls, I saw the movie "Lars and the Real Girl" with Ryan Gosling. He ordered a blow up doll from Russia, and introduced her as his girlfriend, to his family and all the townspeople, who welcomed her. One of the townspeople hired her to be a mannequin in his store window. Not many people would even admit to seeing this movie. :saywhat: :D

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Misty said:
Speaking of Love Dolls, I saw the movie "Lars and the Real Girl" with Ryan Gosling. He ordered a blow up doll from Russia, and introduced her as his girlfriend, to his family and all the townspeople, who welcomed her. One of the townspeople hired her to be a mannequin in his store window. Not many people would even admit to seeing this movie. :saywhat: :D

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I love Ryan Gosling! I never heard of the movie but you can bet I'll find it;) Didn't know he did any comedy but he is a good actor imo;) Thank you Misty!!
 
nwlady said:
I love Ryan Gosling! I never heard of the movie but you can bet I'll find it;) Didn't know he did any comedy but he is a good actor imo;) Thank you Misty!!
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You're Very Welcome, Denise. :) I'm a big fan of Ryan Gosling too and that's why I watched it, and I"m sticking to that story. :D She was the love of his life. :D He really took his part well...Very believable. I started feeling sorry for him. lol
 
Misty said:
You're Very Welcome, Denise. :) I'm a big fan of Ryan Gosling too and that's why I watched it, and I"m sticking to that story. :D She was the love of his life. :D He really took his part well...Very believable. I started feeling sorry for him. lol
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So it's not comedy so much as a lonely man?
 
nwlady said:
So it's not comedy so much as a lonely man?
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Yes, he plays it serious as a lonely man, but it's still funny and sad too, the extent he goes to, making her so important to his life, and how the townspeople accept her.
It all turns out happy at the end. lol
 
Misty said:
Yes, he plays it serious as a lonely man, but it's still funny and sad too, the extent he goes to, making her so important to his life, and how the townspeople accept her.
It all turns out happy at the end. lol
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It sounds even better, then just a comedy. I like a story with some "meat" on it, a real story I mean:) thank you again Misty, I think we like the same types of movies. Definitely the same types of actors, lol;) denise
 
I don't have any links for it, but there was a documentary a while back about guys who take their lovie dolls WAY too seriously. They take them out wherever they go, have entire wardrobes for them and actually marry them.

To be fair, from their point of view they said they'd never have to worry about disease or being cheated on. :rolleyes:
 
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