Ameriscot, a Dom, is a leather wearing dominator, not our Ralphy's style I suspect!
I beg your pardon, and with all of you ladies acting like hussies about beards, you should bite your tongue. Now, could we get back to the boots...
Holly, perhaps this is my big break! Would you be my agent? Then you can rock the red leather look! Unless you would prefer something more primal, more menacing? HaHaHaHaHa!
Many years ago when I was familiarising my wife with the advantages of the internet (it hadn't long been invented) I told her to search for something.
Since she was looking for some hide to recover an armchair, she typed in "leather"!
Oh dear! She never did get around to liking the internet.
We still get area phone books delivery annually...they were once the thickness of a Big heavy Novel, now they're the thickness of a magazine. They go from the mailbox to the bin
Wow! I don't remember any bad dogs or I would have quit on the spot!