Can I buy you a drink?

Magna-Carta said:
I think I'm too inebriated to care what I drink anymore Bob. I do feel as though I've been inspired by @PeppermintPatty though, and the drink she ordered and posted here.

Get me any cocktail that looks like one of these hats, I don't care what it tastes like, it doesn't matter anymore.

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I admit to being a tad eccentric. ๐Ÿ™‚
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PeppermintPatty said:
I admit to being a tad eccentric. ๐Ÿ™‚
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Nice colour coordernations!

See what happens when I have a drink? Colour coordinations of all types, even including curtains/drapes, and even soft furnishings become appealing to me.

Later in this thread, @bobcat said this is only a virtual bar. I wish I'd have been told that at the beginning! I fear I may have misunderstood and messed it up. Thankfully, I've not been giving to many secrets away.
 
Wine makes my head hurt, beer makes my stomach hurt, and mixed drinks make me drunk -- that's only because after the first one I lose all restraint and have six or seven more.

So while all of you are drinking at Bob's Bar, I plan to sneak into his back door and eat all that potato salad he made for the potluck!
 

bobcat said:
You're a sweetheart. First tip of the night, and first second drink I might add.
So we're mixing drinks are we, I'm thinking I might need to clear off the bar in case you decide to dance. This could be epic.
Your second drink is ready, crafted with TLC and of course Vodka and V8 with a dash or Worchestershire, a drop of hot sauce, and S&P. You're good to go. Oh, I almost forgot the celery stalk. I'll pick out a number on the jukebox just in case you decide to get loose. Ha ha
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You make a Bloody Mary just like I love it!
 
Sorry, I'm late to the party; it looks like I have a lot of catching up to do. Bartender Bob, get your shaker ready! May I please have the following in order?

Hanky Panky
Kiss on the Lips
Sip And Go Naked
Dirty Banana
Sex On The Beach
Sand In Your shorts
followed by a Slow Screw and a Screaming Orgasm.

That should be enough to start. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Well, you asked! I can shake 'em up pretty well myself; what can I get you? ๐Ÿค”
 
PeppermintPatty said:
I admit to being a tad eccentric. ๐Ÿ™‚
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Nice, but we really need to get you some splashy earrings to make you stand out from the crowd, maybe Santa will bring some, ...but then again, there's that damn naughty clause that could spell trouble. I guess you could always claim it was your twin that was the culprit.
 
Magna-Carta said:
Nice colour coordernations!

See what happens when I have a drink? Colour coordinations of all types, even including curtains/drapes, and even soft furnishings become appealing to me.

Later in this thread, @bobcat said this is only a virtual bar. I wish I'd have been told that at the beginning! I fear I may have misunderstood and messed it up. Thankfully, I've not been giving to many secrets away.
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Nah, what happens at Bobcat's Bar stays at Bobcat's Bar, including all those who fell off the stools.
 
Della said:
Wine makes my head hurt, beer makes my stomach hurt, and mixed drinks make me drunk -- that's only because after the first one I lose all restraint and have six or seven more.

So while all of you are drinking at Bob's Bar, I plan to sneak into his back door and eat all that potato salad he made for the potluck!
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Well, I was gonna have the last of it for dinner, but I will gladly leave for you Della. All the flavors have now mingled together, so it's a 10 now. As for the rest, I'm not the drinks police, so if you wanna let your hair down and live on the wild side, I'll not stand in your way. You go girl.
 
Magna-Carta said:
Nice colour coordernations!

See what happens when I have a drink? Colour coordinations of all types, even including curtains/drapes, and even soft furnishings become appealing to me.

Later in this thread, @bobcat said this is only a virtual bar. I wish I'd have been told that at the beginning! I fear I may have misunderstood and messed it up. Thankfully, I've not been giving to many secrets away.
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I donโ€™t really drink however the cocktail of meds Iโ€™m on might be the equivalent of a good drink. When I was younger and we all went to The Keg Steak House, many of the women drank these. Itโ€™s actually a nice drink. The ice cream and cream coate the stomach so you can drink more. That was my reasoning back then.

Another favourite was fresh pina colada
I shall buy everyone a pina colada or silver cloud. Cheers! ๐Ÿฅ‚
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BlueVilla said:
I'm a lightweight and tend to have two drinks a year--a Bailey's Irish Cream at Christmas and a Pina Colada in the summer. But Bobcat's Bar seems like a fun place, so may I order three favorites from my disco days? I'll take a Kamikaze, a Kahlรบa Sombrero, a Pink Squirrel--and a bucket!
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Was this commercial ever shown in your neck of the woods? Communication by tasting someone's lips?

The missed opportunity to engage in this became a huge disappointment in my life. Even if I was only ever going to be with my GF. Then covid came along and the writing was on the wall.

 
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Bella said:
Sorry, I'm late to the party; it looks like I have a lot of catching up to do. Bartender Bob, get your shaker ready! May I please have the following in order?

Hanky Panky
Kiss on the Lips
Sip And Go Naked
Dirty Banana
Sex On The Beach
Sand In Your shorts
followed by a Slow Screw and a Screaming Orgasm.

That should be enough to start. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Well, you asked! I can shake 'em up pretty well myself; what can I get you? ๐Ÿค”
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Oh Bella, If it's all the same to you, I don't think I want to look all those up, because I'd really rather prefer the images in my mind, as opposed to the drinks.

But this is a bar, and I certainly do want you to leave satisfied, so my shaker is ready for action. If I lose my concentration and get the Kiss on the Lips before the Hanky Panky, it's simply because it's just hard wired that way in my mind.

Whew, is it hot in here? Did someone mess with the thermostat? Who turned off the blood flow to my brain? WTH

At this point I can't even spell well enough to look them up, so I may just have to let my instinct guide me. All I can promise is that they will be good stiff drinks.

I feel that I should at least mention that, after all those, I don't even think calling you a cab is gonna work, so purely in the interest of your safety, you may have to stay and sleep it off.

As for me, I think what you'd better get me is a cold shower, unless you deliver in person, in which case you can cancel the cold shower.
 
Buckeye said:
How about a glass of Chilean Merlot. Actually, make it 2.
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Was not expecting that one, but never disappoint a customer. The bobcat jet is warming up now, I will tell the pilot don't spare the engines. It's mach 3 all the way. Have some appetizers on the house, and relax, the spicy bold Chilean Merlot is on the way.
 
oscash said:
When I used to have a drink, it was always Bacardi and Coke. Now that the rot has set in, I always have a Mineral Water with a slice of lemon.
Nice and cold thanks waiter and hold the ice.!!!
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Nice and cold Mineral Water with a slice of lemon. My pleasure to serve you, and there's more where that came from.
 

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