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Cat Blog - When You Do Not Succeed in Petting Your Cat…


Ok. So, you have a nice moment with kitty. And you are petting kitty. And you are a bit distracted also. Maybe you are watching TV.
So, you are watching TV and petting your kitty and kitty is moving around a bit.

And you are having this nice moment with kitty and then, at some point you realize that you are no longer petting kitty.

That you are actually:

1) Petting the nice fluffy couch
or
2) Petting a nice fluffy blanket
or
3) Actually petting your own hair.

And then you quickly stop, look all around to make sure that no one saw your little intimate moment ---- because petting your couch, even among the freak show...is still pretty freakin' weird.
 
forgot if I posted this one before..

A dog says, "My master loves me, he feeds me, he must be The King!"

A cat says, "My master loves me, he feeds me, I must be The King!"
 
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