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Cat Blog - Cat Love

Cat comes over to me, bumps heads and meows.

The love is wonderful.

Then she pushes past me, steps all over me and jumps off...on her way to the kitchen and a snack.

That little "fake love" ploy and just get me out of the way quicker...


Me? Oh, I am just chopped liver.
 
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Cat Blog - Cat Fight!

Big blow out. I screamed like a lunatic.

Cat aggressor ran away.

Came back an hour later, begging me to still love her.

I relented.

She immediately grabbed my hand, claws out, brought my paw to her face and started biting and scratching me.

I walked away shaking my head.

Looked back and saw cat reading Sun Tzu's "Art of War." She looked up and smirked at me.

Battle Tally

Cat - 20,987 victories

Human - Zero victories, plenty of sobbing.
 

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