Cat Blog - Cat Fight!
Big blow out. I screamed like a lunatic.
Cat aggressor ran away.
Came back an hour later, begging me to still love her.
I relented.
She immediately grabbed my hand, claws out, brought my paw to her face and started biting and scratching me.
I walked away shaking my head.
Looked back and saw cat reading Sun Tzu's "Art of War." She looked up and smirked at me.
Battle Tally
Cat - 20,987 victories
Human - Zero victories, plenty of sobbing.