Pappy
Living the Dream
- Location
- Florida (transplanted New Yorker.)
Did you remember to put on clean underware, my mom would always ask me as I was going out the door. Yes mom,I did and would wonder to myself what difference does it make? Does she want me to get in an accident just to see if my shorts are skid mark free?
i think the last thing the doctors and nurses would give a crap ( pun intended ) about is should we work on poor Dave or should we check his undies first? Doctor, doctor, his head is bleeding real bad, would shall I do? Nurse, you must check his underware first to see if he has clean shorts.
Doctor, I think we are losing him, as the nurse starts to listen to my heart. We have done all we can do nurse. It is the dirty shorts that killed him. He should have listened to his mother!!!!
now, my mom was a worrier, I must admit and a lot of things she told me went right over my head but, did you put on clean underware, must have sunk in a little because to this day, I PUT ON CLEAN SHORTS, EVERYDAY.
i think the last thing the doctors and nurses would give a crap ( pun intended ) about is should we work on poor Dave or should we check his undies first? Doctor, doctor, his head is bleeding real bad, would shall I do? Nurse, you must check his underware first to see if he has clean shorts.
Doctor, I think we are losing him, as the nurse starts to listen to my heart. We have done all we can do nurse. It is the dirty shorts that killed him. He should have listened to his mother!!!!
now, my mom was a worrier, I must admit and a lot of things she told me went right over my head but, did you put on clean underware, must have sunk in a little because to this day, I PUT ON CLEAN SHORTS, EVERYDAY.