Cow Riddle

[debodun]

Why didn't the rest of the herd like the aggressive cow?

 

[Sassycakes]

He was in a bad MooooD.

 

[norman]

Because she didn't give then any bull shi-. Because they wanted a bull. She was too bossy. She had the bull by his horns.

 

[debodun]

Norman, I didn't see one of your answers, you must have added to it. I'll consider "She was bossy" correct. My answer is "She was too bossy (bossie).

 

[norman]

I have one for you....What is hi in the middle and round on both ends?

 

[debodun]

I have one for you....What is hi in the middle and round on both ends?

Start your own thread - that joke was told by Noah.

 

[norman]

Start your own thread - that joke was told by Noah.

LOL I thought Noah was sailing his Ark.

 

[jerry old]

True football story



Characters: Walt Garrison, running back for Dallas Cowboys
Dick Buckus , Middle Linebacker, Chicago, a savage tackler

Walt Garrison ran through the line into the Bear’s territory;
Butkus hit him with a fearsome tackle.
Garrison was on the ground trying to recover from the tackle.
Butkus stood over him glowering, “Don’t come in my territory
again or I’ll bite your head off.”

Garrison responded, once he was able to speak, “If you do, it’ll be the first time you ever had any brains in your head.”

 

[toffee]

[QUOTE="debodun
Why didn't the rest of the herd like the aggressive cow?
because it talked udder nonsense !