Daft Definitions

[Kaila]

circuitous - Something involving electricity,
or requiring circuit boards.

 

[Lavinia]

Diarrhoea - In possession of two ears.

 

[Patch]

Outlier - (Out-liar. The umpire who reads the lineup card in Braille.)

 

[Sunny]

Mailman - A real macho type.

 

[MountainRa]

Revenue - to accelerate your car quickly after having come to a complete stop.

 

[Lavinia]

Baroness - A lady unable to have children.

 

[Sunny]

Buttercup - A small dish used by the Victorians when serving bread

 

[Sparky]

Piedfort ~ fortification built of hard piecrusts

 

[Sunny]

Hamlet - a small ham

 

[Sparky]

Minivet ~ a small animal doctor

 

[Sunny]

Parapets - Two little kittens or puppies

 

[Sparky]

Seascape ~ a cloak worn at sea

 

[Lavinia]

Cauliflower - A dog-shaped plant

 

[Sunny]

Copulate - What to say to a policeman who has finally arrived after the criminal has fled

 

[Sparky]

Topknot ~ the best of all knots

 

[Sunny]

Stirrup - Take a nice peaceful scene and cause trouble.

 

[Sparky]

Assailing ~ an unwell donkey

 

[Dustbunny]

Pursuit - When your purse matches your outfit.

 

[Sparky]

Monopoly ~ One parrot

 

[Sunny]

Rebate - Putting another worm on the hook

 

[Dustbunny]

Morbid - When you really want that item at the auction

 

[Sunny]

Hourglass - That glass belongs to us!

 

[Sparky]

Eardrops ~ The effect of heavy earrings

 

[Sunny]

Forklift - How to get the food from your plate into your mouth

 

[Dustbunny]

Carafe - A carport for a giraffe