Daft Definitions

[Sparky]

Example ~ Now less than before

 

[Dustbunny]

Decorate - Public speaking from a deck instead of a podium.

 

[Sunny]

Castaway - What the temperamental movie director says when he wants all the actors to leave

 

[Sparky]

Prefix ~ To fix something before it needs fixing

 

[Sunny]

Hot dog - When Fido has been running around in the sun too long

 

[Dustbunny]

Lariat - Larry isn't hungry anymore cause he ate already

 

[Sunny]

Hurricane - Cane should step up the pace!

 

[Dustbunny]

Shampoo - When you can't afford the real thing

 

[Dustbunny]

Property - When the letter "t" needs to be capitalized in a sentence.

 

[Sunny]

Bungalow - A bunga that is down underneath

 

[Sparky]

Paradox ~ A couple of doctors

 

[Dustbunny]

Derange - De flat land your herd roams on

 

[Sunny]

Canteloupe - We have to have a big wedding

 

[Dustbunny]

Realize - People that don't wear glasses or contacts

 

[Sparky]

Stagnation ~ The land of Stags

 

[Sunny]

Bandanna - Danna is no longer allowed on this forum

 

[Sparky]

Fairground ~ A reasonable amount of land

 

[Sunny]

Curate - Ate feels better now

 

[Dustbunny]

Scamper - The percentage of scam calls received per day

 

[Sparky]

Kneecap ~ A limit of two knees per person

 

[Dustbunny]

Discolor - Computer floppies disks came in different colors at one time.

 

[Sunny]

Season - The son who lives by the ocean

 

[Dustbunny]

Notice - When you run out of tice

 

[Sparky]

Pudding ~ The ringing sound of a pud

 

[Sunny]

Cockney - a male chicken's leg joint