Daft Definitions

[Dustbunny]

Stalker - The person that goes around tying up the stalks so they don't droop

 

[Sunny]

Weatherman - Somebody of indefinite gender

 

[Dustbunny]

Rockhound - When your dog just lays there when you want to take it for a walk

 

[tinytn]

Mad man, ~ a man that is very mad !

 

[Sunny]

iphone - A short way of explaining to humans that you are a phone

 

[Dustbunny]

Debacle - Opposite of defrontal

 

[Dustbunny]

Customize - When you get different kinds of contact lenses

 

[Sunny]

Rudolph - Now, Olph, that was not a nice thing to say!

 

[Dustbunny]

Castanet - Fishing term from throwing a fishing net

 

[Sunny]

Tuba - Well, it's louder than one ba

 

[Dustbunny]

Badminton - When your minton does something wrong

 

[Dustbunny]

Farcical - When you ride your bike a long way away

 

[Sunny]

Crowbar - a drinking establishment where black birds like to hang out

 

[Dustbunny]

Popsicle - Exclusively dad's bike

 

[Sunny]

Extort - A formerly wrongful act, which the legal authorities decided was OK after all

 

[Dustbunny]

Ovaltine - When you are tired of round tine

 

[Sunny]

Create - Geez, that Cre never stops eating!

 

[Dustbunny]

Mangrove - An outdoor enthusiast's version of a man cave.

 

[Sunny]

Jitterbug - a nervous insect

 

[Dustbunny]

Phantom - Person that really like male cats or male turkeys

 

[Sunny]

Jitterbug - a nervous insect

 

[Dustbunny]

Circus - Man that has a knighthood in swearing

 

[Sunny]

Butterfly - An airborne dairy product

 

[Dustbunny]

Coverage - Things you put on to go outside

 

[Sunny]

Bunions - Warm biscuits baked with an onion filling