Daft Definitions

[Dustbunny]

Leaflet - baby leaf

 

[tinytn]

Foxtrot ~ a fox learning how to trot..

 

[Sparky]

Melancholy ~ a melon & cauliflower hybrid

 

[Sunny]

Radish - A vegetable that is sort of like a rad

 

[Dustbunny]

Dotty - That feeling of panic you get when you think you forgot to dot the "I's" in something you wrote.

 

[Sunny]

Irony - For people who launder the alphabet, this is what you do when you use a hot implement to smooth out the letter E

 

[Dustbunny]

Debark - What is on detree

 

[Sunny]

Harmony - To do damage to the letter E

 

[Kaila]

Distraction = When the doctor made a medical mistake, and repaired the incorrect body parts and wrong bandages, connecting the bedposts to the appendages.

 

[Dustbunny]

Canteen - Things your teenager is allowed to do. The Nowayteen list is much larger.

 

[Sunny]

Lion - Not tellin' the truth

 

[Dustbunny]

Filigree - What you do when your gree is empty

 

[Sunny]

Hurricane - What everyone says when Cane moves too slowly

 

[Kaila]

Stocking Up - What you have to do very frequently, if your socks are loose and baggy, and they slip way down to your heels.

 

[Dustbunny]

Porsche - When you are pouring something and you want it not to make noise.

 

[Kaila]

Borscht - When you are boring someone so much, that they nod off and their head falls into their soup!

 

[Sparky]

Babyproof ~ Evidence from an ultrasound

 

[Dustbunny]

Tapeworm - When your worm breaks and you are out of glue.

 

[tinytn]

Shotgun~ a gun that has already been shot

 

[Dustbunny]

Column - how you contact others on the phone

 

[Sunny]

Mystery - The husband of Mrs. Ree

 

[Dustbunny]

Philosophy - Offer to put gas in Osso's tank for a small charge

 

[Kaila]

Curiosity - A place where lots of strange and unusual people live.

 

[Sparky]

Aardvark ~ a vark that's not as squidgy

 

[Kaila]

Squidgy - a meal that seems to include an unidentifiable type of fish or unpleasant marine ingredient, that smells funny.