Daft Definitions

[Kaila]

Crabapple ~

Well, that one's obvious; it's a very crabby apple.
No one enjoys its company.
And no one wants to eat one, for fear of becoming one.

 

[Sparky]

Pawpaw ~ The feet of a two legged dog

 

[Sunny]

Window Pane - A window that hurts

 

[Sparky]

Luncheonette ~ Half a sandwich

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Window - What never happens when you play the lottery

 

[Sunny]

Lightning - Losing weight

(Thanks for bringing this one back, Chris)

 

[Sparky]

Abutting ~ Constantly interrupting

 

[Kaila]

intense - this is a grammar term, for um....

 

[Chris P Bacon]

intense - this is a grammar term, for um....

I thought it was where you are when you go camping, intense.

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Synonymous - Confession for people who aren't Catholic

 

[Sunny]

Fortune - A person who doesn't like atonal music

 

[Kaila]

I thought it was where you are when you go camping, intense.

Thanks for that help!

 

[Kaila]

Report - Is this when a boat has already been in the port, but left, and then, realized they forgot some passengers, and had to come back into port?

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Rapport - when the boat has to report because someone is playing rap music too loudly and refuses to stop.

 

[Sunny]

Dumbbell - A bell that is too stupid to ring

 

[Sparky]

Foolproof ~ Evidence of active politicians

 

[Kaila]

plantation -
This would be when one a person feels tempted to purchase too many plants, and they try to resist the plantation to do so.

 

[Sunny]

Floundering - a particular kind of fishing

 

[Sparky]

Gluepot ~ a sticky drug

 

[Sunny]

Parasols - Two sols

 

[Kaila]

a cooler -
a room you go into one door, and when you come out the other door, you then find it easier to make friends with strangers, because you appear more clever and in style, to them.

 

[Sparky]

Pen pal ~ a very thin friend

 

[Patch]

Flatulence ("Flat-U-Lance") A style of boomerang. Flat. Somewhat "U" shaped. Thrown like a lance.

 

[Sunny]

Fiddlesticks - Used by musicians who play their fiddle like a drum.

 

[RubyK]

Campus - 2 people camping