Daft Definitions

[Patch]

Mismatch - Arranged engagement... match... of a daughter "Miss" to the person the parents chose for her.

 

[Sunny]

Hurricane - I'm about to fall, quick, bring me my walking stick!

 

[Granny B.]

Dollop - the dolls on your collectibles shelf are leaning over.

 

[Patch]

Merriment -
Merri had a little lamb but Merriment to get a cow.
Merriment to have a hamburger but Merri has mutton now!

 

[Sylkkiss]

Assassin- The point at which one has stuffed both sides in some skinny jeans.

(Sorry if it's too crude...)

 

[Sunny]

Potstickers - Little paper pieces of paper with pictures of cartoon characters that kids like to stick on pots as decorations

 

[Granny B.]

Wishy-washy - Hoping that someone else will do the laundry or dishes

 

[Sunny]

Dandelion - A jungle animal that is super terrific

 

[Sparky]

Munchkin ~ Relatives of vigorous eaters

 

[Kaila]

Wishy-washy - Hoping that someone else will do the laundry or dishes

I often feel very wishy-washy, so I am glad I now know the word to describe that feeling!

 

[Kaila]

Fine-Feeling - That's when you rub the cash, before you turn it over, hoping for good luck, on not having another one anytime soon.

 

[Patch]

Antibodies - Cadavers of one's parents female siblings

 

[RubyK]

Metronome ~ A sophisticated gnome

 

[Sunny]

Noel - an alphabet with one letter missing

 

[Patch]

Forestall - A golfer who hesitates yelling "Fore" until his errant shot has injured another unsuspecting player.

 

[Kaila]

groundskeeper ~
This is a person, who saves their used coffee grounds, to make another batch,
or multiple batches,
or to prepare a future full pot,
for less welcome visitors.

 

[Patch]

Fortunate - Mistakenly eating the small paper "fortune" with the fortune cookie.

 

[Sparky]

Hexagon ~ When a curse has been removed

 

[Sunny]

Cooperate - To assist the other surgeon.

 

[Sparky]

Makeshift ~ Giving something a push

 

[Granny B.]

Reader's Digest - a magazine you have to eat when you finish reading it

 

[Patch]

Drawbridge - Task delegated to an illustrator hired for advertising the movie, "Bridge Over The River Kwai".

 

[Patch]

Remarkable - Surface that can be written/drawn on with markers, the writing/drawing erased, and more writing/drawing take place... over and over and over. Example, "Whiteboard".

 

[Granny B.]

Manscape - the man you have been dating moves without telling you

 

[Patch]

Phlebotomist - A proctologist who specializes in treating tiny insects that are a nuisance to dogs.