Daft Definitions

competent -
a person who pets frantic animals, until they are com :rolleyes:

alternate meaning:
a person who very often uses .com :unsure:
 

My Dad always corrected me when I would be talking about my Mother and I would say "She told me to sit down." He would respond by saying "She is the cats' mother." I found out later that when you called some woman "She" it was disrespectful and you should always call a lady by her name.
 
Safekeeping - The name of a new business I started where you can bring your safe full of money and valuables for me to keep while you're out of town.
 
snail -
an imaginary person or animal or creature,
who carries an old-fashioned, hand-written letter, from one location to another
 
Prancer - A person in dire need of a restroom unable to separate himself/herself from a conversation with their supervisor, family member, or close friend.
 
Debater - Usually a father or grandfather who removes the remains of an earthworm from a fishing hook when the young granddaughter or grandson doesn't want to touch it.
 
Cantankerous - A tin can manufactured the size of a railroad tanker car, designed to hold enough baked beans to feed an entire army regiment for a week.
 
Bluebird ~ Actually a robin who is upset and saddened,
over having not arrived early, and therefore having missed the worm
 
Freeloader - Volunteer who expects no compensation for assisting in loading food trucks for a charity organization.
 
Telephone - A phone that you can talk to,
and tell it stuff, without having to call anyone else on it :rolleyes:
 

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