Daft Definitions

[Patch]

Conserver - (con-server) Dining hall worker at a prison.

 

[Sparky]

Anaconda ~ additional condas

 

[Kaila]

Tastebuds ~ Something you should not do with flowering plants!

 

[Sunny]

Vaccine - Vac was spotted!

 

[Sparky]

Oddity ~ an ity that seems out of place

 

[Kaila]

Oddity ~ an ity that seems out of place

I thought it was an od dity,

But you might be right.

 

[Patch]

Catcher - (cat-Cher) Housecat named after a female vocalist.

 

[Kaila]

Naturally - means it's someone else's alley, not yours!

Natch - Yurr - alley!!!

 

[Patch]

Repair - (re-pair) When you find a sock that has been missing and are able to "repair" it with it's long lost mate.

 

[Sassycakes]

Butterflies "No butter doesn't fly" Flies Fly!

 

[Sunny]

Noel - That alphabet doesn't have an L in it

 

[Kaila]

Graceful =
When you have Grace visit you, for holiday dinner,
wait a while before offering dessert, because she gets too full!

 

[Patch]

Carpets - The Rottweilers and Pit Bulls a redneck has living in the disabled vehicles sitting on blocks in his front yard.

 

[Sunny]

Reindeer - the answer when your spouse asks what the weather prediction is.

 

[Sparky]

I thought it was an od dity,

But you might be right.

Ah, you're thinking an od dity, I'm thinking of an odd ity...

Legend ~ the part that fits into a shoe

 

[Kaila]

Legend ~ the part that fits into a shoe

But.....
I am thinking, Le Gend,

Le = The, in French; And Gend is short for Gendleman....

So it means, The Gendleman

 

[Patch]

Begin - (Be-Gin) What gin makers keep muttering as they mix the required ingredients with alcohol.

 

[Sunny]

Laptop - What a baby likes to sit on

 

[Sparky]

Harsh ~ a more severe marsh

 

[Sunny]

Dentist - Someone who specializes in repairing body damage to cars.

 

[Patch]

Flashpoint - The location in City Park where the person charged with indecent exposure showed his "shortcomings" to elderly ladies sitting on a park bench.

 

[Kaila]

spectacular = Pertaining to eyeglasses

examples:

Optometrist: "Here is your spectacular script."

Or their Receptionist:
"Your spectacular prescription is not ready for you, yet."

Or a caller to the Optometry office:
" It's time for my spectacular appointment!"

 

[Sunny]

Russia - A country where everybody is always in a hurry

 

[Patch]

Subaru - Mrs. Baru's daughter Su.

 

[Sparky]

Exam ~ when you're not