Daft Definitions

[Dustbunny]

Tuber - What you say when it is very cold

 

[Sunny]

Planet - What you do if you want to have a well-organized event

 

[Sparky]

Drumroll ~ The result of parking a percussion instrument on the side of a hill

 

[Sunny]

Early - Acting like a British nobleman

 

[Dustbunny]

Parking - Person that makes the most par scores when you play with them

 

[Sunny]

Bunion - Another word for an onion roll (a roll baked with chopped onions in it, and now I'm hungry)

 

[Sparky]

Scrubland ~ A place to buy Brillo Pads

 

[Sunny]

Sweden - Adding sugar

 

[Dustbunny]

Forum - Opposite of againstum

 

[Sparky]

Crossover ~ What a chicken does on the road

 

[Dustbunny]

Forsooth - Something you do or take to calm yourself

 

[Sunny]

Windowpane - Getting sick of your computer's operating system

 

[Sparky]

Roofer ~ Male chicken that lives on top of a house

 

[Dustbunny]

Protocol - What Spell-Check gives you when you enter Port of Call

 

[Sunny]

Hamstring- A special cord used to tie up a cut of meat

 

[Sparky]

Campanology ~ The study of tents

 

[Sunny]

Alehouse - a place where people are sick

 

[Sparky]

Flagstaff ~ Those employed to make flags

 

[Dustbunny]

Permit - What people tell you when they think you need a permanent to curl your hair

 

[Dustbunny]

Synoptic - Someone that spots your sins and always points them out

 

[Sunny]

Barcode - An agreement that the drinkers will be on good behavior

 

[Sparky]

Pixilated ~ Now identifying as a fairy

 

[Dustbunny]

Aspirate - A person that sails the seas and steals donkeys from ships

 

[Sunny]

Or steals asps?




Colorful prints - That royal guy who's always in the news

 

[Sparky]

Poodle ~ A smelly puddle