SifuPhil
R.I.P. With Us In Spirit Only
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- Pennsylvania, USA
*Phil falls face down on the floor and laughs hilariously*
Was Captain Kangaroo a REAL captain?
Was Captain Kangaroo a REAL captain?
Phil, get a grip, man, you are losing yer cuulll.
Nope, never accidentally did drugs. Always on purpose.
Nope. Only on purpose.
Percodan, oh man.....sends me to the moon. The doctor gave me a prescription after surgery once and I was flying! I'm not sure it does anything for the pain but you don't particularly care if you're in pain or not.
Another doozy is Versed, the stuff they give you before they put you under for surgery. It relaxes you immensely. You're on Cloud 9. I got it before two surgeries; I loved the nurses, I loved the anesthesiologist, I loved the surgeon. I probably would have loved my mother-in-law if she had shown up at that moment. I thought the operating room was decorated beautifully....all that...white... The gurney was like a Temperpedic mattress. All was well with the world. YAY!!! I WAS GOING TO HAVE SURGERY!!! WHAT FUN!!!!
Did you ever ACCIDENTALLY do drugs?
Versed is calling me! Meet you all at the hospital! We can each break something, what are friends for? I get to hurt Philly.