Do you have a sick and twisted sense of humor?

BlunderWoman

BlunderWoman

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Sometimes I'm mean with a sick and twisted sense of humor. About 10 years ago I was 48. This 24 year old guy was hitting on me. He didn't live in America & it was obvious to me he was looking for a gullible woman to get a green card off. So this exchange began...

Him:
"I find you very attractive and I feel drawn to you. You are the woman that I dream about."

Me:
" Thank you. I hope it would not bother you that my breasts hang below my belly button and most of my hair is gone."

Him:
" I am not the guy who can only see beauty in looks. I find you very beautiful. I've been looking for you all my life."

Me:

" I'm so glad you feel that way. I really like to watch my men do it with another guy. That really gets my sparks flying. Would you like to do that for me?"

Him:

" You are a weird sick woman!!!!!! Stop writing to me!!!"
 

It worked. Nothing wrong with that. My sense of humor tends to be on the cynical side. Not everyone appreciates it, but I really crack myself up sometimes.
 
Lol, funny that you played him, he sounded like one of those "catfish" I hear about on the Dr.Phil show, taking advantage of women online, trying to get their money, etc.
 

I don't know if I would call it a sick sense of humor, but after getting tired of men in chat rooms turning nice seemingly innocent conversations into perverted conversations, I have had my fun turning things around.

One really macho type guy asked if I like it from behind, I said yes, I love wearing a strap-on in other words to mount him. He flipped out on me. it got worse from there, as he got all twisted out of shape, now mind you this was a guy I had been chatting with for some time before he, I guess suddenly realized he wasn't getting anywhere with me in the romance department quick enough. This was in the days of AOL chat. I kind of miss AOL chat, I met some really nice people on there before they changed the format and started getting lots of bots.
 
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SifuPhil said:
I have no sense of humor - I find nothing funny. I am serious all of the time. Humor is bad.
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Your very existence is sick humor enough for us, Phil. I bow to one sicker than I who I know will take those words as the sincere compliment that they are. I myself am a model of perfect decorum. :zombierolleye:
 
Underock1 said:
Your very existence is sick humor enough for us, Phil. I bow to one sicker than I who I know will take those words as the sincere compliment that they are. I myself am a model of perfect decorum. :zombierolleye:
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Why, thank you, Rock - I -

Why, shocked! Shocked I am! Here I sit in my Victorian reading room, puffing my Meerschaum pipe and reading Voltaire, and I am suddenly accused of having some sort of anti-social personality disorder!

Shocking, I say!
 
SifuPhil said:
Why, thank you, Rock - I -

Why, shocked! Shocked I am! Here I sit in my Victorian reading room, puffing my Meerschaum pipe and reading Voltaire, and I am suddenly accused of having some sort of anti-social personality disorder!

Shocking, I say!
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I have my copy of Voltaire within arms length right now, and believe it or not I did have a Meerschaum pipe at one time.
I do kind of miss the Aesthetics around pipe smoking. I had some beautiful woods.
 
Good one Karen -- ha ha ha.

I'm not into coarse twisted sick vulgarity; I prefer the irreverent side, like witty puns and dry humor.
 
oakapple said:
I have a great sense of humour ( note the correct spelling.):D Certainly not sick or twisted though,but maybe a little dark.
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For what its worth, oakapple. I spelled it your way right up to last week, but got a spell check highlight. So I checked it on the Web. Both spellings are correct but humor apparently is now the more accepted form.

:eek:hwell: Just another hint that I've been around too long.
 
Blunder, I may have a twisted sense of humor but I would not classify it as sick. I have also experienced chatting with fellows who start out as polite gentlemen. Then they start slipping in inappropriate comments/questions. I play their game til their head spins. :saywhat:
 
Only kidding ( darkly) about spellings, two nations divided by one language..... And all that !;)
 

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