Don't .........

[Tish]

Don't get the two mixed up.

 

[Kaila]

Don't get the dog food mixed up with the cat food.

(or the cat might turn into a dog, and the dog into a cat?)

 

[Patch]

Don't fill your car with jet fuel, thinking that will make it fly.

 

[Tish]

Don't chew loudly at the movies.

 

[Patch]

Don't pick your nose in public... or ask someone else to pick it for you!!!!!!

 

[Sparky]

Don't keep yodeling in the library.

 

[Tish]

Don't expect sharp paper, not to give you paper cuts.

 

[RubyK]

Don't allow your pets to roam outside.

 

[Sparky]

Don't have a little werewolf as a pet, just in case....

 

[Tish]

Don't grow wolfbane in your garden.

 

[Kaila]

Don't water and nurture plants, that you are not sure what they are!

 

[Patch]

Don't try to use electric powered hedge clippers to trim your toenails... even if the toenails are long enough.

 

[RadishRose]

Don't give me that old excuse.

 

[Patch]

Don't try to sell yourself as a concert pianist if you can't even spell Chacowski, Braahms, or Baittoven.

 

[Sparky]

Don't bother selling a cow for a handful of beans

 

[Patch]

Don't mow your lawn wearing your wife's lingerie or you may be surprised at the awesome reflections off the frilly fabric from the lights of the approaching police cars.

 

[Tish]

Don't vacuum the lawn.

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya!

 

[Tish]

Don't make me laugh while I am drinking my coffee.

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Don't make me have to pull this car over to the side of the road!

 

[Patch]

Don't follow me 'cause i have no idea where I am... where I've been... or where I'm going!!!

 

[Tish]

Don't ask me to Navigate.

 

[Patch]

Don't use a short feather to tickle the nose of a sleeping alligator!!!!

 

[Kaila]

Don't walk between a mother bear and her cub, even if she appears to be sleeping!

 

[Sassycakes]

Don't ever lie to me and make me angry.