Explain movie plots….badly 😂

[Pappy]

Thumper, in Bambi, had a leg he couldn’t control.
Bambi, couldn’t smell very well because a skunk, Petunia, was his fiend.
The wise old owl’s elevator didn’t quite reach the top floor.

 

[Pappy]

Dumbo couldn’t fly. He was afraid of heights.

The three blind mice were faking it.

‘Cinderella really broke the glass slipper when she tried it on. Her feet were size 14.

 

[Sunny]

Hamlet: Poor guy beset with a multitude of troubles, not financial but everything else, spends the entire movie talking to himself about how terrible life is, but who knows, maybe death is even worse?

 

[davey]

can anyone help saw a great family movie film last night yankee - very wholesome with kids in it etc about two brothers who were in love with the same woman - and it was acted so well - none smutty and just a good wholesome family movie!! and he got his girl in the end! good acting and directing I would imagine too

 

[Dustbunny]

The Blob - Townspeople battle man-eating jello on steroids.

 

[jujube]

I once heard someone define "eternity" as "listening to a 5-year-old describe a movie he saw yesterday'.

 

[davey]

can anyone help saw a great family movie film last night yankee - very wholesome with kids in it etc about two brothers who were in love with the same woman - and it was acted so well - none smutty and just a good wholesome family movie!! and he got his girl in the end! good acting and directing I would imagine too

Ah.........come on guys I didn't explain that film that bad did I - and I really do need the title ??

 

[seadoug]

Ah.........come on guys I didn't explain that film that bad did I - and I really do need the title ??

Same Girl?

 

[davey]

no thanks its on again today " Dan in real life" - very laid back ;romantic l crazy sorta film all about family life - but men falling in love with the same woman and finally finding the 'right' one - background - erhm one of your seaboards I'd say? - but could be wrong again!

 

[Ruthanne]

As Good as It Gets --Man with OCD tells people one too many times to bite me. Ends up with a lady who understands even though she wants to kill him!

 

[Pappy]

Gone with the Wind.
Clark Gable never said, Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
He said, I can’t stand your damn coffee. I’m going to Starbucks.

 

[moviequeen1]

Lady in The Van- woman can't find parking space in her neighborhood

 

[PeppermintPatty]

As Good as It Gets --Man with OCD tells people one too many times to bite me. Ends up with a lady who understands even though she wants to kill him!

Great movie with incredible acting.

 

[Sunny]

2001 - A Space Odyssey: An early warning about what happens if A-i starts making its own decisions.

Jaws - Three guys go out in a boat looking for a particular example of marine life. They find it, with mixed results.

Fatal Attraction - Don't invite Glenn Close to your house if you have a pet bunny.

 

[Magna-Carta]

Does Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs count?:


A princess with an obsession for cleanliness finds herself roommates with a quirky band of vertically challenged miners. Things get complicated when her stepmother, a fan of apples and identity theft, enters the scene disguised as an elderly hag.

With the aid of her pocket-sized companions, a charming prince, and a dash of enchantment, Snow White demonstrates that true love's first smooch can revive even the most soundly snoozing.

The moral of the tale? Never accept fruit from unfamiliar faces! Unless, of course, you have a handsome prince or a daring princess ready to save the day -- depending on your preference, of course.

 

[Shalimar]

Sleepless In Seattle.
Man who lives on houseboat falls in love with woman who has big O in restaurant.