Father Ralphy offers some thoughts on bestiality before hearing confessions.

Ralphy1

Ralphy1

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It was obvious last Friday that one of our flock was bothered by his attraction to a variety of other primates. The Church is silent in regard to this matter but I feel that so long as there exists a loving relationship and any physical intimacy be consensual then you have my blessing. Now let's get to your confessions.
 

Is this a new thread dedicated to beastiality confessions, or a continuation of the previous one?

I have one. I watched Fox News for an hour Saturday night. It was either that, or a rerun of The Eighties, or Lockdown.:p Btw, whatever was on was not good. I don't even remember it.
 
Children, you must improve your viewing habits so that you will really have something to confess. I recommend a Brit show now on Netflix, "Hit & Miss." Next week your confessions should be interesting if not startling.
 
Thank you, Father Ralphy. I am SO much more at peace, now that I know my prior attraction was sanctified by the Church.

I say "prior" because now I am having feelings toward my sofa bed and computer desk. Just something about the way they sit there, one all puffy and comfortable and the other all utilitarian.

How does the Church feel toward relationships with inanimate objects?
 
I was afraid to click on this thread, the FBI don't -you-know can log every key stroke of every computer in the world...:eek:
 
Ooh ... a chair ... a Queen Anne chair! ... what legs! ... hubba hubba!!! :love_heart:

Speaking of the FBI - did you know Edgar J. Hoover had an affair with his office desk?

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Falcon said:
Something tells me that I should be thankful that I never felt the urge to make love to the meat slicer.
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OUCH!!........but long those same lines.

If one felt a romantic attachment to the kitchen meat grinder could that then also be called a organ grinder or is that term strictly reserved for a guy on the corner with a monkey ?
 
Falcon said:
Something tells me that I should be thankful that I never felt the urge to make love to the meat slicer.
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Shalimar said:
Shhhhhhhh! Tn, they will here you. My antenna told me so!
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SifuPhil said:
Ooh ... a chair ... a Queen Anne chair! ... what legs! ... hubba hubba!!! :love_heart:

Speaking of the FBI - did you know Edgar J. Hoover had an affair with his office desk?

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IKE said:
OUCH!!........but long those same lines.

If one felt a romantic attachment to the kitchen meat grinder could that then also be called a organ grinder or is that term strictly reserved for a guy on the corner with a monkey ?
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Uh, umm....what were we talking about anyway? :topsy_turvy::concern::-flustered: <---some cool smilies if yuh scroll down further...
 
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