Well here in france we have had the warning but what a question
Evening all,
I hope your all well and enjoying being alive,
Ive spent the day around at our gite cutting the hedges and strimming the grass, Im waiting for the new gates to arrive so ive been doing the prep work for these and what ever else needs doing each day,
Now i dont do a lot of milage these days and so when i do get my car out i enjoy going the longer route to the gite "about 5miles if i go this longer way"
Now the french police have given out warnings that they are going to get hard on drivers due to more and more people not having insurance or ever passed a driving test and ofcause the drink limits are being abused badly,
Here you must carry insurance/drivers permit etc and in the windscreen you have to show when the car was last tested and that its up to date to be on the road
And if all this wasn't enough you need a green sticker in the windscreen to show you have insurance,
So i have a "MANS" (notice ive said mans) little bag i have all my details inside this bag, (the french dont have any problems with men carrying little bags)
So as im driving along and as "always" enjoying one of the best cars ever made, When suddenly this police man appears waving a stick with blue flashing light's
"like something out of star wars,
He's pointing for me to pull over and stop, If i had pulled any further over i'd have been in a ditch, (these country back roads we're made for horse and cart)
He and this police lady asked me to turn off the engine and get out,
While the policeman is looking inside my car the police lady asked (all in one breath for ) Insurance policy, drivers permit with photo on it, proof of the vehicles owner, an visible vest (new law came in last year & my supply of drink test kit (another law that nobodies sure if its in or not in ref being law) but i have these self test kit to see if im fit to drive.
I asked if i could get back in the car as all she'd ask for was in the glove box.,?
While im waiting for a reply i notice the policeman is playing football with my tyre's "kicking them as he checks the info in the windscreen,
After all this checking is completed the policeman ask "what make of car is this??? American maybe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I replied No It's english,
What type of english car is it??
I took a deep breath and replied it's a BENTLEY.
Bentley he' replied,
Why do you ave your letter of your name here, (he pointed to the top of the radiator and the "B" enclosed in the Bentley wings).
Maybe you forget who you are;;;;;;;;;; with that they both grinned at each other (as this must be the french good joke of the year)
It's not my letter of my name, it's the Bentley logo,
Do you think this car will one day be popular?
After nearly 20 mins of this questioning i asked if i was in any trouble?
No no why do you say this?
Because i was hoping to do some work in my garden today and im expecting a delivery and i'd like to be at the address so i can sign for it I didn't ecpect to be seeing you.
What are you aving delivered,?
Gates. I REPLIED,
Will they be french made gates?
Yes they are coming from just outside of paris "so yes they're french gates"
Good he replied you must go now "but do not speed" as we are testing for speedy drivers.
Thank you i'll remember your advice,
As i drove off i thought to myself (never heard of "BENTLEY) but come to think of it ive never seen another one here since we've lived here but ive seen an american "HUMMER"

