"Now listen to what I tell you, Rover, keep your tongue in, it's Vaseline I'm rubbing into your nose and mouth. I'm just going to sort of wiggle it a little bit, the I'll have to wallop your nose quite hard, so don't you dare bite me when you're free."
@timocGood morning all.
Yesterday, with or without a mask on, the (I think) pollen made me sneeze so bad that I had to retreat back into the house, which is sad, because the garden looks so nice, the sun was out, absolutely perfect you would say, but no, I had to enjoy it from behind the windows.
The lovely lady from over the road (taking the mickey I'm sure) told me to put a peg on my nose, but to fully close up my nostrils would require 6 or 7 pegs, and I don't want to frighten all the wildlife looking like the monster from The Black Lagoon.
Any suggestions?
Enjoy your day my friends.
Reminds me of Onondaga Cave in Missouri
Had me going there for a minute, Tim! I had to look up what "taking the mickey" might mean in your part of the world. To me, a "mickey" is a drink laced with drugs... so "taking the mickey" would take on a whole different meaning than it does for you.
That's like, "Bob's yer uncle." Or, "Where's yer father?" When I first heard these expressions, I couldn't imagine anyone in the UK knowing I had an Uncle Bob, or why they'd want to know where my father was? Love those East End expressions.Had me going there for a minute, Tim! I had to look up what "taking the mickey" might mean in your part of the world. To me, a "mickey" is a drink laced with drugs... so "taking the mickey" would take on a whole different meaning than it does for you.
You, Lois, and your mate, Kate, are taking the mickey out of Tim, now.
